Hi, I'm Kenny McCormick. I like sex and porn and videogames and kittens. I live in the shabbiest, shittiest house in South Park. You can ask me anything your little heart desires to know, no matter how personal, creepy, or douchy you are.




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damienrpask sent: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends~ Something something something friendship never ends~

Why on God’s green earth would I ever want to be your lover though

Anonymous sent: Honestly, how do you feel about Butters?

I would kiss that cutie right on the mouth.

Anonymous sent: You're back. I might as well go back to writing irrelevant, gangsta, asks that focus on politics again! ;D Mark Sanford tryin to be a playa but tru G'z gonna vote fo' the Democrat; Colbert's sista. Really, in the Republican primary, out of a Tea Party fronter and Sanford, I would've voted (theoretically since I'm too young to) for the Tea Party guy (Curtis Bostic) even though both are way too conservative for me. It's sad when the Democrat is more appealing to me than the Republican nominee.

What’s even sadder still is that if Sanford wouldn’t have cheated and acted like an idiot, I would be supporting him. Most Republicans feel the same way like me even though it was the fault of the party that he got to be the nominee again. The only thing I believe Sanford’s got going for him now is that he has a long career, was governor for a long time, and represented the same district in the House 12 years ago. I doubt your following this, but if you are, do you have an opinion on it? :)

You’ve lost me at hello. 

I don’t really have an opinion on them;;;

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I have a couple things to say

I wasn’t really supposed to get lassoed into drama with other character blogs on this blog (at least not like this) because this is supposed to be an ask blog, not a roleplay blog and I’vE KINDA BEEN AVOIDING THIS BLOG BECAUSE??? I don’t want to do that idk. I didn’t mean to start things that I wasn’t gonna finish. Kenny’s mood/reactions to things can be influenced by character blogs but this wasn’t supposed to be that kind of rp blog. I might make a separate blog for that kind of thing?? But I have other character blogs that I’m active on and it’s more fun to do that kind of thing a lot now. I still want to do this blog as an ask blog but again not like a roleplay blog. 

I’m probably not making much sense anymore and I know I’ve said it before but then I fell in drama again so

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THERE ARE NO PENCILS IN THIS GODDAMN HOUSE.

damienrpask:

askthemccormick:

I sure as all fuck hope they’re not.

Well the first one might be a serious issue…

I’m still not drunk enough for this.

damienrpask:

askthemccormick:

There are things in this world that I don’t take the time to think about.

But these are serious and pressing issues that need answers! 

I sure as all fuck hope they’re not.

damienrpask:

askthemccormick:

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Why not? 

There are things in this world that I don’t take the time to think about.